Job: Making a spectacle of myself.
Talents: impersonating otters, getting lost, falling while skiing, eating cookies, speaking English
Interests: otters, traveling, making a spectacle of myself*
*I don't really enjoy making a spectacle of myself, but it happens so frequently that I'm trying to convince myself that I like it so the whole experience will be more pleasant and less excruciatingly embarrassing. But I do like otters. And traveling.
About British Guy:
Job: He's probably a spy.
Talents: skiing, cycling, sailing, speaking foreign languages, knowing stuff, sounding intelligent.
Interests: politics, geography, state secrets, spy stuff