Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Her Majesty, the Queen

This is what British guy's passport says:

Her Britannic Majesty's Secretary of State Requests and requires in the Name of Her Majesty all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hindrance, and to afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary. 

This is what mine says:

The Secretary of State of the United States of America hereby requests all whom it may concern to permit the citizen/national of the United State named herein to pass without delay or hindrance and in case of need to give all lawful aid and protection.

His sounds cooler than mine which is absolutely unacceptable so I crossed out Secretary of State on my passport and replaced it with the Emperor of the United honor of Emperor Norton, Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.

Please add this to the list of reasons why I love San Francisco.

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